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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:20
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?
Still no good
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
No way
What does the Turkish word çıplak mean?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
If white people had been slaves, would WLM be a thing right now?
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...